CAREERS
Careers ✨
⚡ OFFICIAL PROTOCOL
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WE ARE HIRING 👾JOIN THE FLEET 🚀BUILD COOL SH*T 💥WE ARE HIRING 👾JOIN THE FLEET 🚀BUILD COOL SH*T 💥
Ditch the boring 9-to-5.
We work hard, play hard, and aggressively stack coupons. We offer competitive salaries, unlimited PTO (seriously), and a mandatory budget for neon desk lights.
Design
Chief Dopamine Officer
Requirements:
- 10+ years experience in meme creation
- Ph.D. in Color Theory
- Must be able to design in MS Paint blindfolded
Engineering
Senior Fleet Engineer
Requirements:
- 25 years of React experience
- Ability to code while skydiving
- Must have built a time machine (bonus points for working prototype)
Product
Chaos Coordinator (QA)
Requirements:
- Fluency in 14 programming languages
- Able to break a Nokia 3310
- Telepathic bug detection skills
Operations
Deal Sniper (Data Entry)
Requirements:
- 1,000 WPM typing speed
- Photographic memory required
- Must stay awake for 72 hours straight
Just kidding!
We aren't actually hiring right now. 🤪